echo ✨ [Unofficial]

@echo.tumblr.com.web.brid.gy

trans, hard femme, witch, lez, goth 🏴🏳️‍⚧️. xhe/xer. 🌉 bridged from 🌐 https://echo.tumblr.com/: https://fed.brid.gy/web/echo.tumblr.com

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life update: have realized that my cat has figured how to herd me. he’ll run up to me anywhere in…

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Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it…

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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it’s just frustrating how you can point out that none of the problems with AI are new and people…

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Like I get The Bit but it’s so hard for me to play in the space of ‘ohhh Docm77 is a scary redstone…

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omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

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Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness The Sunday Scoop and Spiteful Spirits

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aroallo culture is STOP!!! CALLING!!! ME!!! ACE!!!! I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER.

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the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never…

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sighinastorm:Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a...

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fridge stocked 😍 what more does a girl need

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i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works…

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“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically?…

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I was gifted bathtub bulgestarion for my bday what should I do with him. Good and bad ideas please

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been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don’t tell those chumps i’m feeding them my leftovers…

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bubble tea is amazing to me. tea is already Not That Good and now you’ve gone and put gelatin in it?…

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“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

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looks at you

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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friendlymathematician:femeren: friendlymathematician: annefraid...

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Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make…

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Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by…

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Finished stitching my Oversight series.

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May 15, 2026 - Thousands of demonstrators marched in the heart of New York City to commemorate the…

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wizard-of-interesting-failure: derinthescarletpescatarian: bookwyrmbran: smegorl: derinthescarlet...

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chortlebot: planetben:bogleech:jaubaius: No way out idiot jail...

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Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who’s piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify…

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couples outfit idea

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insane 67-dollar phone at target

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Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

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okay

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I love the bathroom graffiti on my local “not-NOT a Gay Bar” dive.

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I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of…

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“focaccia, serves 4” yes all 4 me

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the human brain is so cool, if you’re tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, “don’t worry, I…

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This captures everything I love about being online

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1 brain cell

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and…

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I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my…

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Illustration by Oscar Chichoni

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Hey did you draw that evil feminist caricature to warn men how their wives would act once they got…

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In the future, children will think our ways are strange. “Why do old people always grow so much…

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Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I…

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this fanfic shit is easy

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This post is for trans women.

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Wake up Tumblr! New Pride flags just dropped!

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“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

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I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

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bittersuites: We’ve been so inspired by @cliopadra‘s art of...

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I swear to fucking god this website is haunted or something

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please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

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looks like the government is doing something about cults

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tibby: it’s actually very easy to live a life free of social media if you don’t consider tumblr a...

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Is Dude Gender Neutral is just Is Christmas Secular for gender. no, it’s not gender/religiously…

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new reaction image

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I think it makes the point quite clearly that as a trans woman, when I’m interacting with places…

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Color of the sky, 2.0? Pretty cool visualization.

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the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

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sherdnerd: chips1977: SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

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i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that’s not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

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ok goodnight everyone. don’t forget we’re doing gorgeous vibes tomorrow

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good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

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dean sucks cas good and hard through his jorts

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fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps…

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We salute an absolute icon 🫡

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top 5 horror movies

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She’s gotta call her sire!

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Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness Mishaps, A Maw, and the Masquerade

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#every bisexual woman in a relationship with a man ever

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serge jupin, visual processing

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sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad…

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light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

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i-draws-dinosaurs: ratcoded: this looks like a photoshop to make a bird look like a velociraptor...

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Important rules for the “age verification” era of the internet that we’re living in:

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the AI bros are always trying to install in us this fear of falling behind and being abandoned by…

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you think you’re sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad…

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continuing to protagonistmaxx

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where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social…

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@importantcatpics

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TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching…

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Join us for a lesson in ʻŌlelo Hawaiʻi, the indigenous language of Hawai’i. 🌺

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Me: I won’t repeat my father’s mistakes

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i know a thing or two about computers

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its so weird to me that cis people will dislike their name so ardently and yet. not change it. you…

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I can see you 😰

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“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to…

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source 1

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My supervisor (experimentally, and while warning me ahead of time so i could be prepared to fix it)…

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stab scene intimacy coordinator

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I lost a needle I liked in my pincushion so I decided to get a strong magnet and see if I could pull…

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Incredibly accurate baby lesbian meets hot scary milf freak out

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Pappy’s rules for living

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kind of obsessed with rowdy as a euphemism for queer in cloudward ho. you’re rowdy. you’re too loud….

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the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

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Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College

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i really love this genre of image

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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horreurscopes: xefyre:oh fuck yum

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eugeniedanglars: homemade-ghosts: achlles: lesbiantahani: Jenn...

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me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they’re arguing…

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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to…

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The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

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there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

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Art in the Age of Digital Puritanism (2022) by Iness Rychlik The artist reposted it in 2024…

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in a funk bc i wanna eat scrambled emu eggs

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we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

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mxbitters: blackredclock: art–school–wannabe: h-hey guys apparently clouded leopards can use...

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“In Europe they–”

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“People are not property!” - *loud cheering*

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Girl who walks around with a collar and a leash but no one’s ever seen any other girl holding the…

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It’s nice nature transfem

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kittykittyredcat: thistoowillpasss: thistoowillpasss:thistoowil...

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I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the…

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going on estrogen will make you like men, going on testosterone will also actually make you like…

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The first rule of sewing is you can fix anything if you have patience, creativity, and a little bit…

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I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my…

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your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor…

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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was…

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I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the…

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moveslikekeithrichards:nsfw = nosfewatu

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Absolutely bonkers that I’m now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

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Many notes evo skin martyn be upon ye

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gideon nav is sort of like dave strider for hot topic lesbians

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Series 20 / Series 21

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water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot…

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cmyk test pages r like angels to me

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it’s almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day…

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Just like to warn everyone of this account, which has a ton of fandom-related posts and follows and…

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ewaneneollav:your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

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TERFs get the fuck off my post and stop saying transphobic shit in my notes. You are picking a group…

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worldheritagepostorganization: nationalparkcryptid: bel66699: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr...

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I’m very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate

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Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created here on earth?

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x

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why are you into girls? ….

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sourcreammachine:nameless-sdk:

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lixiesbabyhands:slashercatz:hypnoticwinter: how does it...

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Same exact playbook, down to the “but it was based on a lie.”

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reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

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This was shared as a “bad” joke but I was so charmed by it I’ve been thinking about it for days.

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“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i…

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ouch

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#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

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tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

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radicalgraff:‘It’s Getting Hot in Here! MAY DAY!Be the Crisis!”

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somethingusefulfromflorida: rumbustious-backhander:mapsontheweb:...

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After 12 years on tumblr i still don’t know wtf pro/anti ship means

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Are you single?

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https://blinkies.cafe

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Hokusai ring and earrings by Garaude, 2016

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Hello transgender woman. You deserve partners who are *excited* to introduce you to their friends

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Hello transgender woman. You deserve partners who are *excited* to introduce you to their friends

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Testosterone? But I didn’t study

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“If you ever feel heavy because you care deeply about injustice, suffering, and ecological…

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten…

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therealstara: sensorygif: sensory These are what the gifs are...

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if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million…

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being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since…

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely…

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i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the…

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I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said “no this is quite a serious…

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im tired of this grandpa

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OP: When you walk the Jianghu, be fast (cr 兜里有糖)

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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Now make your feminine lesbians dark skinned.

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the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

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If criminals don’t get to have human rights, then the people in charge of deciding what a criminal…

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SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good…

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girl who sat next to me at the coffee shop had that Tortured By Computer Work look in her eye so i…

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the…

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professionalchaoticdumbass: jamesroachmusic: soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was...

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Top 10 most racist land acknowledgments, ranked by how extinct the author believes the indigenous…

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Did any of you notice the Nausicaans playing darts in the background?

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god’s weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of…

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this is so cool!!

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i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

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They don’t tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there’s also the Longterm Follower who you…

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Your 30s aren’t too late. Don’t let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

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why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a…

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mcgooglykins: merspers: tumboner: omg This has been in my...

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Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of…

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Panther in the rain.

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My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew…

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midnightmoonday: supreme-leader-stoat:takineko: justcatposts: E...

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youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where…

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pussylipgloss: thebeautysupplystore: sexybinch: sexybinch: thebeautysupplystore: Stop letting...

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side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine…

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divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

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the brothers Area

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Organised crime? Nah girl I’m into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn’t have ADHD they aren’t…

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theprimememeister: animusrox:No one:Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make...

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can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

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lmao the headline and subheader make it sound like spotify will actually be getting over $300mil and…

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only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we’ve all been waiting for

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The Label Is the Work

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did vriska do something wrong

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serpentstones-blog1: napoleonbonerhard: i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after...

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Women take up a small but not insignificant percentage of the population

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certifiedlibraryposts: sasquapossum:goblinparty: Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I...

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the-haiku-bot: somethingusefulfromflorida: pochowek: humoristi...

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let’s hear it for trans women who don’t do a whole lot and are just making it through the days as…

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Last night I found out one of my beloved mutuals didn’t realise she was kinky. So I’ve spent this…

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“Friends with benefits” and the benefit is being my friend :)

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yes…. good boy. put on your clocked stockings…. now the knee breeches… yesss… and the…

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“The Source”

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I just saw the world’s freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I’ve…

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my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

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WOMEN!!!!

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one man’s hyperfixation is another man’s blocked tag

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why don’t they make a baby pope.

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shepardoftheearth: duchesspeggy: how-not-to-human: hungwy: people born in 2000 should be like...

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the most valueable skill a white leftist can ever learn is how to take an L with grace.

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thoughts?

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Happy international women’s day to all women tall or short, thick or thin, cis or trans!

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“Wikipedia is reliable due to the power of Autistic Pedantry tm”

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dont-trust-bugs: probablyasocialecologist: newtonpermetersquare:...

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creatures-in-posts: silent-weightlessness:parentheses-posts: realmsalot: genericpuff: winterbyn:s...

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[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with…

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I came across a post of you talking about how you don’t believe staff targets anyone for being trans women, based on your history at tumblr. sooo after 200 trans women being banned for following a trans woman, and then all unbanned (including me, which is the second time I’ve been banned and then unbanned on this account) meaning it was all false bans has that opinion changed at all? now granted, that isn’t the only case of absurd bans on trans women, just the only one tumblr acknowledged was s…

Apr 17·1 min read·91 words

so do trans women keep getting banned because theres a handful of moderators who need to get a life, or because theyre the target of mass reporting campaigns and staff just doesn’t have the resources to give a shit?

Apr 17·1 min read·39 words

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

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Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should…

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Can we blowed up? Can we blowed up Can we blowed up Can we blowed up canwe blowed up cam we please…

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Not a sports guy but this is wonderful

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Thought this was fitting for the current events

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you cut me in line at the grocery store and next time you see me im wearing the collar your dead…

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Hello there tumblr user viewing the original version of this post, before you proselytize the…

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i dont “struggle” with isolation, i’m actually soooooo super fucking good at it

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

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Out of curiosity, I ran some quick numbers on Goncharov and compared the top-level statistics of that fandom vs AO3 as a whole. Since Goncharov isn’t real and therefore doesn’t have any baggage from its production, just whatever fans decided on for the purposes of a joke, I thought there would be more focus on the women than the men, and I was right. Rounding for readability’s sake: Goncharov is 40% F/F, 36% M/M, 16% F/M, compared to 10%, 48%, and 25% of AO3 (Gen, Multi, and Other are compara…

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you actually don’t have to hand it to the catholic church ever, like under any circumstances

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2500 likes!

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Lesbians should be given free money forever

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What did I say? Your favorite

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have to share this golden interaction i had on youraislopbores.me yesterday

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i just crewed a LARP about modern day monster hunters for hire, directly based on the book series…

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saying “children are an oppressed class” is objectively true but also no one fucking believes you….

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avianhasnodignity: catgirlforeskin:sabertoothwalrus:why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest...

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*sighs* we sent four astronauts up and four came back huh

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the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got…

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The shape of love

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I guess killing civilians is only okay when iran does it

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Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

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Round 3:

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17776 is a world where people stopped dying but like. There wasnt like a global announcement when it…

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my friend is scared of bugs :( I showed him a millipede I found and he screamed :( How do I fix him ?

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Btw keep reblogging my post with fun tags and keep using your tagging system as it was intended, idc…

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NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

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skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

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insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

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runescapeghost: x-x-pokemon-trainer-rachel-x-x:amethysteven: rule-63: Easter’s over, you know...

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My oil painting of Gatorade Arctic Blitz

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drag-on-dragoon: kramergate: save-the-void: it gets easier everyday remember when things were...

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Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

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They aren’t called fortune cookies for nothing.

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fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon’s size difference is exactly matched to their…

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Kinetica Art Fair, 2012, featuring ‘Pony’ by Tim Lewis  (video source)

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WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

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The problem with being married to someone super fit is that you just can’t be physically coercive in…

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i went up to my neighbor to ask if i could trim his invasive blackberry but as soon as i said “hey” he just started info dumping about how hes an alchemist and how he has a lab but his pholosphers stone isnt complete because hes not fully spiritually developed and i ended up forgetting to ask him about the blackberries

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only thing that comes to mind today.

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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its…

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what? nooo it’s actually cool and hip now for trans women to not be dysphoric. yeah you can and…

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Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon promotional stills for Bound (1996) dir. The Wachowskis

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sadspockpanda: sadspockpanda: madaras-lower-parts: supersaiyanswagga: That moment when you’re...

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you can only do this career for the rest of your life

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

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jesus was yeast

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happy international women’s day to Her

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Losing it a little over this rental I came across this morning that is for the most part a…

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ultimately i just want to be an object that attract crows

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Trans day of every tabloid shuts the fuck up about us forever. Trans day of let us have our…

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Logo design for the fake band Soiled Bones ☠️

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pokemonheritageposts: visionary010: Pokemon Heritage Post

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worldheritagepostorganization: maverick-ornithography: pelcan...

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i may have spent a bunch of time poking at extracting game state from the canvas and looking into…

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Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head. Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

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My friend just sent this in the group chat, we got the new gay or European 2026 update

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“very guilty and problematic client” holy copaganda batman

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its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical…

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The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can’t stop laughing

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oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop…

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized…

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Repost, now do your honors.

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Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

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I just got the funniest caution message at the beginning of a Wikipedia article

Apr 3·1 min read·14 words

wake up babe, new babylonian correspondence dropped

Apr 3·1 min read·7 words

hey um . when my pfp popped up in your snake game and you ate it . I felt that. so.

Apr 3·1 min read·21 words

my gay little halloween costume

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Curious to your thoughts on the tarot

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me when I see my new blorbo

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Item: A Tumblr Ask Rarity: ⏶ Common What happens to you after April 1st? Feed your dashboard by answering my question, mysterious cat.

Apr 3·1 min read·23 words

“biological” really just means “state enforced” at this point

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this guyyyyyyyyy

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for april fools we’re letting alecto out of the tomb to kill everyone sayonara you necromancer shits

Apr 2·1 min read·17 words

*paws at you* pay attention to me

Apr 2·1 min read·7 words

friendly reminder to make a man angry today just for the pure joy it’s good for your mental health

Apr 2·1 min read·19 words

I think it’s actually essential to children’s moral development to be exposed to short stories…

Apr 1·1 min read·15 words

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

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THE VERY FIRST STAR TREK SLASH FIC PUBLISHED

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fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

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worldheritagepostorganization: horse-is-a-horse-of-course: acreaturecalledgreed: horse-is-a-horse-o...

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Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

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Item: A Soft Pillow Rarity: ⏶ Common What’s your comfort game? Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Apr 1·1 min read·19 words

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️‍⚧️

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johanrapper: OH MY...

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percy-owo: furbearingbrick: tikkunolamorgtfo: I love it when people try to claim representation in...

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idk if I’ve told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a…

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he’d be like “Some people like driving…

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It’s spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and…

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just got kicked out of the omelas DEI office for asking why there are no former torture kids on the…

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yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament….

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gayluigi: april:women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully...

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in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all…

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“Tumblr is my bedroom” this “tumblr is a pinboard” that

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today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to…

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the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place

Mar 29·1 min read·19 words

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you’re…

Mar 29·1 min read·17 words

Why do I kind of want them to. They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical…

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Not very professional to be accepting dubious forms of payment… but what wouldn’t you do to be a…

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Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

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“The notion that people panic and run screaming for the exits is a Hollywood fiction,” said Prof…

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Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk…

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this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the…

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How are we as a society going to claw our way back from the fact that a not-insignificant portion of…

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porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood…

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if you feel anxious thinking about the future may i suggest thinking even further ahead. for…

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fantasy is when currency is referred to as “gold” and sci fi is when currency is referred to as…

Mar 25·1 min read·19 words

everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can…

Mar 24·1 min read·18 words

guooey: the-bored-coffee:flowerb-0y:guooey:I still haven’t...

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Earth is normally portrayed as a Mother, feminine Mars, the God of War, is typically…

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its a mystery

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General tumblr reminder, since some people don’t know: If the person’s URL has “deactivated” plus a…

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

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me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric…

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Look at him just having the funniest of times.

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

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emiliusthegreat:cyberbullyinc: I had previously seen the...

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Did You Learn?

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Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE)

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I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the…

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we should have the ability to snipe each other on here

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2005-12-28

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describe nyc in 3 words

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four-leafed-queer-gal: weteevee: strangecharmer: weteevee: laptop overheating?? pour water on it...

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Yes i Enjoy Your Problematic Content. Cant Wait to Follow Your 5th Account My Mutual

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6pm and it’s still daylight outside we made it y’all

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REBLOGS SAVED

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@barackobama please tell staff to revert the changes NOW! I voted for you

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It is Kana Watanabe fight week people

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claim your badge here!

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“can we normalize-” NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach…

Mar 19·1 min read·17 words

Yes. Yes I’ve heard tumblr is dying again. I will perish with it etc etc but LOOK WHAT MY WIFE FOUND…

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i heard that if all of us press this button at the same time something amazing will happen

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Tumblr attempting to roll out a new “feature” that literally no-one wanted and immediately shitting…

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it might be controversial and it might promote harassment but at least it will decrease usership

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I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my…

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Welcome back to the new next PDF

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We here at tumblr have heard your concerns about our latest update making it easier for our users to…

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very funny to see familiar popular old posts come by on the dash now, which you KNOW have like 100s…

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i saw you at the devils sacrament and liked your vibe but you didn’t see me bc someone added a…

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to celebrate the ides of march this year tumblr decided to stab its users in the back

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hers: staff: we fucked up yeah you did

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guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

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well i guess i can turn app auto-updates back on now

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Today I share with you bronze rats from the Meiji period.

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TUMBLR USER fluffystrawberrydreams98: i think we should bring back eugenics

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Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish…

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let’s all once again say a prayer of thanks for 30+ year old women 🙏 amen

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What we wanted: Boops but with knives for the Ides of March.

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tumblr staff adjusting a dial to fine-tune exactly how much they’re imitating twitter while…

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Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

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oh jeez, this new Tumblr change is wild. the rumor mill says that this is to prepare for another…

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i’m feeling round today

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infiniteglitterfall: ligaratus: ladyisak: reading about jewish history is depressing bc it’s like...

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Your character has a dark, terrible secret.

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People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I’m the…

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nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn’t experienced the…

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poupon:drakensberg: The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss...

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gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

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i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my…

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keysmashes heatmap from my current keysmash-detector test corpus

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In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

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rudegirlsusie: yahenni: please reblog this i spent way too long...

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rhube: diggly: mamacastiel: why does this have 32k notes?...

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I went to 44 BC to buy a knife but all I got was this lousy t-shirt

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TIL that some Christian conspiracy theorists think trans people are Baphomet worshippers? wild.

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it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and…

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saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site…

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i honestly didn´t even realize this tweet was made to critique this woman i thought it was made to…

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it’s petty but whenever I’m feeling down I can remember that I’m not a nepo hire working at the…

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Me: I don’t know. I just don’t think there’s much comedic potential to the idea of a “pizza samurai”…

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They call me green lightning because I’m fast like lightning

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girls should have horns

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me: yeah it was really weird, even though on paper my career was really hot, for that whole six…

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the jigsaw supporter: people die in saw traps because they don’t have enough will to live

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One of my favorite images ever ngl

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i stole this screenshot from instagram idk why its radioactive but this is what tumblr is like

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every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like…

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every 14-16 year old is the bravest person on the planet to me

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the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got…

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icannotgetoverbirds:thebiscuiteternal:damonnscroww:voluntaryvictim:glad to see those spreading the...

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sometimes i worry im getting too vain but then i remember im a transgender woman and if anything im…

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chaotic muppets interview

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cannibalchicken:your friends love you, your brain is just mean

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mothman-etd: thebibliosphere: hadanelith: thebibliosphere: I’ll never not be amused by the fact...

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til that french people (at least parisiens) don’t even say pomme de terre. like no one actually says…

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New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

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Mondays aren’t that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

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Whats your problem?

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In the interest of maintaining karmic balance, as the Catholics go into lent, I will be hitting full…

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helltitty: eggzaki: helltitty: australian mutuals what are...

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was inspired by a friend

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring…

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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored…

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World’s most dysfunctional polycule

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Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s…

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Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal…

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there’s a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you…

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The answer to “How did these Ancient People do this????” is basically always

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the best colors ever actually

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I haven’t seen Black Panther (2018) since its theatrical run but I just now saw the clip where…

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2026 was 8 years ago. christ

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after we finish bullying discord for trying to add genai features can we start bullying them for…

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disformer: disformer:The decepticon v autobot conflict shouldnt be nice vs mean revolutionaries, it...

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The idea of a building you can only enter through teleportation or a magic portal scares me. Not…

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insanity that they trained us to dislike body hair. body hair. that’s just fuzz. that is just…

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i miss everyone

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hey, don’t cry, 244 years since captain james cook was killed by native hawaiians ok? 🫀🍽

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myfootyrthroat: dataandphilosophy:“For example, if you’re trying to convince people to boycott a...

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“we’re all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing” this is a telltale sign of rich…

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robotlyra: tuesday-jorts:calmdowncalmdown: femmeyoshiko: hope...

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home…

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having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go ‘oh! you’re so cold!’…

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pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

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l3ominor:

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“comparing apples and oranges” has always been funny to me as an expression because people’s go to…

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visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying “make sure you check the weather…

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All right, I cryptoed the ism, now what

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hmmm I should probably get back to dating but it’s such a pain in the butt….. I just want like. 5…

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In Prince’s funky name, amen.

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Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was…

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i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

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hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google…

Feb 9·1 min read·19 words

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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i was going to be like “love being treated like a junkie at the target cvs” but then i remembered…

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In my opinion the human body gets dehydrated too easily.

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While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You’re weak on your left side and your…

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it’s very important that you’re friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and…

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thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

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the past three weeks in a row, partner has gone to chipotle and been served by the same employee…

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And brother there’s no place like home

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just had a violent thought so I nourished it & supported it until it became a violent action! ❤️

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Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

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when you’re deep into obscure fetish deviantart and you genuinely have to admire the diversity of…

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jv: jv: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this is why friends don’t let friends have telegram on their...

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