certifiedlibraryposts: sasquapossum:goblinparty: Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I...

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sasquapossum:

goblinparty:

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

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