The idea of a building you can only enter through teleportation or a magic portal scares me. Not…

neuronary: > what-even-is-thiss: > >> what-even-is-thiss: >> >>> The idea of a building you can only enter through teleportation or a magic portal scares me. Not just because teleportation kills you but because what happens if the power goes out or the resident wizard has a stroke or something like that has to be a fire hazard >> >> There’s a surprising number of mundane places in fiction that can only be entered through some magical doorway or teleporter of some kind and I know it’s for the cool vibes but still you need some kind of emergency exit in there > > actually objectively hilarious to have a sudden “oh god there’s a metadimensional incursion and we’re trapped in the teleport-only building” alarm go off and this exhausted-looking security guard just goes “okay everybody follow me” and there’s actually a door on the third basement floor that leads out to one of those little bunker entrance shacks and it’s just like. in nevada. and then you have to sign an NDA.