wizard-of-interesting-failure: derinthescarletpescatarian: bookwyrmbran: smegorl: derinthescarlet...

wizard-of-interesting-failure: > derinthescarletpescatarian: > >> bookwyrmbran: >> >>> smegorl: >>> >>>> derinthescarletpescatarian: >>>> >>>>> mrsjdavis: >>>>> >>>>>> derinthescarletpescatarian: >>>>>> >>>>>>> what-if-i-just-did: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> anexperimentallife: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> lizyarikus: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> derinthescarletpescatarian: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> idiototheinternet: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> iforgotmyfandom: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> derinthescarletpescatarian: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> heotasy: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> roach-works: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> derinthescarletpescatarian: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> derinthescarletpescatarian: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heroofthreefaces: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> derinthescarletpescatarian: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stavarosthearcane: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> derinthescarletpescatarian: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> “If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good Job. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> #this post gets me every time >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do you think no one else has time travel > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> #surprise reblog!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU CAN STOP. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wow if only you had a time machine > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I’m killing your parents before you’re born >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> :) >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Isn’t that the plot of Terminator >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Imagine how I feel >>>>>> >>>>>> POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!! >>>>> >>>>> It doesn’t have to >>>> >>>> Yes it does. >>> >>> or at least until 2041! >> >> why is it on my dash again in 2026 > > Chronomancers actually use this post as a sort of temporal anchor; its remarkable resilience makes it a great reference point.