The answer to “How did these Ancient People do this????” is basically always
echo ✨ [Unofficial]
February 22, 2026
mankillercalledbunny:
> mankillercalledbunny:
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>> The answer to “How did these Ancient People do this????” is basically always
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>> 1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
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>> 2. Ancient people weren’t stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
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>> 3. We’re gonna plan this out and it’s gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
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>> 4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
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>> 5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
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> “I’m not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist” I am. They’re racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It’s never the Parthenon, it’s never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it’s never something fucking European. It’s always “primitive people” with “stone tools” and “no understanding of modern engineering” so “clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves.” Fuck off with that shit.
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