Like I get The Bit but it’s so hard for me to play in the space of ‘ohhh Docm77 is a scary redstone…

greenekangaroo:

Like I get The Bit but it’s so hard for me to play in the space of ‘ohhh Docm77 is a scary redstone supervillain’ when BY HIS OWN CANON:

-his dumb ass got his arm removed by mouthing off to a god admin

-he wears crocs. Like they’re a part of his minecraft skin. HE IS WEARING C R O C S -

-his elytra autosets to pink and red butterfly wings (okay this one’s cute if you know the origins it’s all about his kid but still)

-not a part of his own character canon but he takes no issue with various fanlores where he and Rendog are married, and while you’d THINK that’s 'me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic’ its more like 'overenthusiastic career couple next door who bring you lemon pound cake whenever there’s a weird unexplained explosion in the back yard’.

-this one doesn’t fit a character canon but in order to get his intros lined up correctly for the slow pan in over his music he just stands there and crouch dances like a madman while humming the theme to himself, which caused Xisuma to wonder if he was trying to attempt minecraft morse code.

Like Bond Villain this man is not. He’s more like a more competent Heinz Doofenschmirtz who didn’t realize he needed a Perry the Platypus and decided an entire server would have to do.