Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

asteroidtroglodyte:

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars : it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned : what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better : they’re… magical, strange traveler