in a funk bc i wanna eat scrambled emu eggs

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

emuspy:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

in a funk bc i wanna eat scrambled emu eggs

I lived in a place where duck eggs were cheap, and thus ate a lot of duck eggs (rich orange yolk,amazing when gently scrambled). I lived in a place where quail eggs were cheap, and thus ate a lot of quail eggs (hardboiled and marinated they make a versatile protein topping, but soft-boiled? ambrosia).

I have never lived any place where emu eggs were, to my knowledge, even available. this bums me the fuck out bc i suspect they would taste so good scrambled on toast. alas there is nothing in this world that could tempt me to set foot in australia

hi. i would advise against trying this :)

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