i went up to my neighbor to ask if i could trim his invasive blackberry but as soon as i said “hey” he just started info dumping about how hes an alchemist and how he has a lab but his pholosphers stone isnt complete because hes not fully spiritually developed and i ended up forgetting to ask him about the blackberries

Ancient Alexandrian ass problem to have cryptotheism: > One time I was at a party and I mentioned what I do for a living and this guy told me > > "Yeah my dad got divorced and he got really into alchemy. He bought a bunch of tubes and shit online. He said was trying to make a philosopher stone in the garage and that he had to ferment his own pee." > > "Fermenting pee is part of it actually." > > "haha yeah- wait for real?" > > "yeah inducing rot is one of the first steps. Usually they used manure." > > "Well he was just fermenting pee. He kept the pee tubes above the washing machine." > > "did it work?" > > "no. After a few months he got embarrassed and took it down."