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Bean virus

Hexbear - A leftist social platform centered around community b… March 14, 2026
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submitted by chgxvjh to memes 55 points | 8 comments Since the 90s my parents have been terrified of computer viruses. A couple weeks ago they told me they started using DoorDash so I warned them about the Bean Virus, where you just start getting random cans of beans delivered to your house. Since then I’ve been anonymously DoorDashing them cans of beans. Dad> Picture of dad holding a can of beans Dad> I think we got the bean virus. This was on the porch this morning. Poster> Yeah that’s the bean virus. Whatever you do don’t scan the barcode. Dad> 👍 Dad> more beans this morning. I called door dash and they have never heard of bean virus Dad> beans again

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