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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-14T11:51:52.000Z",
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  "textContent": "submitted by chgxvjh to memes\n55 points | 8 comments\n\n\nSince the 90s my parents have been terrified of computer viruses. A couple weeks ago they told me they started using DoorDash so I warned them about the Bean Virus, where you just start getting random cans of beans delivered to your house.\n\nSince then I’ve been anonymously DoorDashing them cans of beans.\n\nDad> Picture of dad holding a can of beans\n\nDad> I think we got the bean virus. This was on the porch this morning.\n\nPoster> Yeah that’s the bean virus. Whatever you do don’t scan the barcode.\n\nDad> 👍\n\nDad> more beans this morning. I called door dash and they have never heard of bean virus\n\nDad> beans again",
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