Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening

BOISE, ID—Inviting friends, family, and “lovers of crepes from far and wide,” local man Mark Kovac, 53, held a gathering Friday to celebrate the grand opening of the single worst financial decision of his entire life. Lulu’s Crepes, which 10 months from now will be referred to by a loan officer as the sinkhole that […] The post Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening appeared first on The Onion.