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  "textContent": "BOISE, ID—Inviting friends, family, and “lovers of crepes from far and wide,” local man Mark Kovac, 53, held a gathering Friday to celebrate the grand opening of the single worst financial decision of his entire life. Lulu’s Crepes, which 10 months from now will be referred to by a loan officer as the sinkhole that […]\n\nThe post Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening appeared first on The Onion.",
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