Church Of Scientology Speedrunner Screams After Barging In On Xenu Taking Bath

LOS ANGELES—Howling in terror upon observing the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy in all of His uncovered glory, TikTok creator Alex Morris reportedly screamed Friday after barging in on a bathing Xenu during a speedrun of a Church of Scientology building. “Jesus fucking Christ—what the hell is that thing?” Morris said mid-livestream as the ancient, […] The post Church Of Scientology Speedrunner Screams After Barging In On Xenu Taking Bath appeared first on The Onion.