Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake

WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to Truth Social on Tuesday to share the recipe for his famous “Better than Pedophilia” cake. “This decadent, easy-to-throw-together cake will be the star of any child-trafficking meetup you bring it to, and just like pedophilia, once you […] The post Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake appeared first on The Onion.