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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike, President Donald Trump took to Truth Social on Tuesday to share the recipe for his famous “Better than Pedophilia” cake. “This decadent, easy-to-throw-together cake will be the star of any child-trafficking meetup you bring it to, and just like pedophilia, once you […]\n\nThe post Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake"
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