Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

WASHINGTON—After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly swollen Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gave a speech Tuesday in which he warned that Americans were not eating enough bees. “In our survey of American dietary habits, we were alarmed to find that the vast majority of […] The post Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees appeared first on The Onion.