RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’

WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in which he stated that he was only six animal penises away from curing cancer. “After major breakthroughs in obtaining the penises of a manatee, an armadillo, and […] The post RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ appeared first on The Onion.