Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA

WASHINGTON—Characterizing her new role in the middle of an Iowa corn field as a better fit for her skill set, the White House announced Friday that former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had been reassigned as a scarecrow at the USDA. “While she clearly struggled in her prior position, we realized Kristi still had more […] The post Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA appeared first on The Onion.