What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair

Look, I get it. I’m a weakling. These scrawny arms and spindly legs have obviously never seen the inside of a gym. You might say I’m the exact opposite of a bodybuilder. But while I’m definitely no one’s idea of Hercules, it’d be a grave mistake to underestimate me. That’s because what I lack in […] The post What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair appeared first on The Onion.