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    "Vol 61: Issue 46",
    "What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair",
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  "textContent": "Look, I get it. I’m a weakling. These scrawny arms and spindly legs have obviously never seen the inside of a gym. You might say I’m the exact opposite of a bodybuilder. But while I’m definitely no one’s idea of Hercules, it’d be a grave mistake to underestimate me. That’s because what I lack in […]\n\nThe post What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "What I Lack In Physical Strength, I Make Up For In Pubic Hair"
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