Indicting Comey For Seashells Because 8647 Means Murder On The Beach

The Mollusk Menace: Why the DOJ’s Latest Comey Indictment is Shellfishly Ridiculous In the year of our Lord 2026, we have finally achieved the peak of legal scholarship. Forget the Federalist Papers; we are now litigating the semiotics of beach décor. The Department of Justice has officially indicted former FBI Director James Comey because he […]

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