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  "textContent": "**The Mollusk Menace: Why the DOJ’s Latest Comey Indictment is Shellfishly Ridiculous** In the year of our Lord 2026, we have finally achieved the peak of legal scholarship. Forget the Federalist Papers; we are now litigating the semiotics of beach décor. The Department of Justice has officially indicted former FBI Director James Comey because he […]\n\nThe post Indicting Comey For Seashells Because 8647 Means Murder On The Beach first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
  "title": "Indicting Comey For Seashells Because 8647 Means Murder On The Beach"
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