OpenAI Launches Grand Plan: Replace Boardroom With Hospital Bed And Hire Nonexistent Executives
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April 5, 2026
The OpenAI Exodus: Because Nothing Says “Building the Future” Like a Mass Trip to the Urgent Care OpenAI is at it again. While the rest of us are busy trying to get ChatGPT to write a polite email to our landlords, the C-suite at the world’s most famous “non-profit-but-actually-a-trillion-dollar-behemoth” is playing a high-stakes game […]
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