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  "publishedAt": "2026-04-05T04:32:15.000Z",
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  "textContent": "### The OpenAI Exodus: Because Nothing Says “Building the Future” Like a Mass Trip to the Urgent Care OpenAI is at it again. While the rest of us are busy trying to get ChatGPT to write a polite email to our landlords, the C-suite at the world’s most famous “non-profit-but-actually-a-trillion-dollar-behemoth” is playing a high-stakes game […]\n\nThe post OpenAI Launches Grand Plan: Replace Boardroom With Hospital Bed And Hire Nonexistent Executives first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
  "title": "OpenAI Launches Grand Plan: Replace Boardroom With Hospital Bed And Hire Nonexistent Executives"
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