Field Report — Fasty Agents 8. Status: Deployed.

Bureau Classification: Unsupervised. That's not a mistake in the paperwork. That's the paperwork. The Fasty Agents 8 were assigned to protect three of the Bureau's most... spirited slime operatives. The contract was clear. Professional. Detailed. It said protect. It did not say how. One arrived with a scythe. One arrived with a chain. One arrived with a basket of grenades and what appears to be a tactical stuffed animal. The slimes are accounted for. The Bureau has chosen not to ask further questions.