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  "textContent": "Bureau Classification: Unsupervised. That's not a mistake in the paperwork. That's the paperwork.\n\nThe Fasty Agents 8 were assigned to protect three of the Bureau's most... spirited slime operatives. The contract was clear. Professional. Detailed. It said protect. It did not say how.\n\nOne arrived with a scythe. One arrived with a chain. One arrived with a basket of grenades and what appears to be a tactical stuffed animal.\n\nThe slimes are accounted for. The Bureau has chosen not to ask further questions.",
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