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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-06T19:02:13.000Z",
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  "textContent": "biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:\n\n> emuspy:\n>\n>> biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:\n>>\n>>> biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:\n>>>\n>>>> in a funk bc i wanna eat scrambled emu eggs\n>>>\n>>> I lived in a place where duck eggs were cheap, and thus ate a lot of duck eggs (rich orange yolk,_amazing_ when gently scrambled). I lived in a place where quail eggs were cheap, and thus ate a lot of quail eggs (hardboiled and marinated they make a versatile protein topping, but soft-boiled? _ambrosia_).\n>>>\n>>> I have never lived any place where emu eggs were, to my knowledge, even available. this **bums me the fuck out** bc i suspect they would taste so good scrambled on toast. alas there is nothing in this world that could tempt me to set foot in australia\n>>\n>> hi. i would advise against trying this :)\n>\n> what’s wrong wi *glances at username* _*starts running*_",
  "title": "in a funk bc i wanna eat scrambled emu eggs"
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