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  "textContent": "certifiedlibraryposts:\n\n> sasquapossum:\n>\n>> goblinparty:\n>>\n>>> Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.\n>>>\n>>> “Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, _fuck_ this is hard…”\n>>>\n>>> and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard\n>>\n>> “Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”\n>\n>\n> Certified Library Post",
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