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  "publishedAt": "2026-04-09T11:00:41.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Ancient Alexandrian ass problem to have\n\ncryptotheism:\n\n> One time I was at a party and I mentioned what I do for a living and this guy told me\n>\n> \"Yeah my dad got divorced and he got really into alchemy. He bought a bunch of tubes and shit online. He said was trying to make a philosopher stone in the garage and that he had to ferment his own pee.\"\n>\n> \"Fermenting pee is part of it actually.\"\n>\n> \"haha yeah- wait for real?\"\n>\n> \"yeah inducing rot is one of the first steps. Usually they used manure.\"\n>\n> \"Well he was just fermenting pee. He kept the pee tubes above the washing machine.\"\n>\n> \"did it work?\"\n>\n> \"no. After a few months he got embarrassed and took it down.\"",
  "title": "i went up to my neighbor to ask if i could trim his invasive blackberry but as soon as i said “hey” he just started info dumping about how hes an alchemist and how he has a lab but his pholosphers stone isnt complete because hes not fully spiritually developed and i ended up forgetting to ask him about the blackberries"
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