The nechiropractor; a necromancer who combines the dubious art of chiropractics with necromancy for...

The nechiropractor; a necromancer who combines the dubious art of chiropractics with necromancy for a life-altering experience. Their methods include the humanoid equivalent of spatchcocking, in which the customer’s spine is removed so that they can lay flat and also so the spine can be tended to by the chiropractor more effectively. Afterwards, the art of necromancy is used to put the customer back together. The most bizarre part is that it works.