Turn Undead’s verbal component is “Shitty Bullshit Skeletons”, a very mean cover of the classic…

y0ud0ntkn0wwh0: > probablybadrpgideas: > >> Turn Undead’s verbal component is “Shitty Bullshit Skeletons”, a very mean cover of the classic Halloween song > > Shitty, bullshit skeletons > Are shitters, scum, and slime > Stupid skulls to mock and bully > Fuck them up tonight > > Shitty, bullshit skeletons > That shriek like such a bitch > They’ll shake and shudder in surprise > When you turn this fucking lich > > I’m not sorry, skeletons, your jokes are not so good > You want to fucking socialize? (Go drown in fucking mud.) > > ‘Cause shitty, bullshit skeletons > Shout stupid fucking things > They’ll say plural “sarcophagus” > Is “sarcophagoging” > > Spirits supernatural are dumb, and that’s a plus > But osteo-reanimae are all also a wuss > > Stupid, bullshit skeletons > Aren’t mean; they’re fucking dicks > They’ll grab you by your hyoid bone > And throw you in the Styx > > Sticks and stones may break their bones > But we shall break their pride > Cause stupid, bullshit skeletons > Will run and fucking hide!