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  "textContent": "y0ud0ntkn0wwh0:\n\n> probablybadrpgideas:\n>\n>> Turn Undead’s verbal component is “Shitty Bullshit Skeletons”, a very mean cover of the classic Halloween song\n>\n> Shitty, bullshit skeletons\n> Are shitters, scum, and slime\n> Stupid skulls to mock and bully\n> Fuck them up tonight\n>\n> Shitty, bullshit skeletons\n> That shriek like such a bitch\n> They’ll shake and shudder in surprise\n> When you turn this fucking lich\n>\n> I’m not sorry, skeletons, your jokes are not so good\n> You want to fucking socialize? (Go drown in fucking mud.)\n>\n> ‘Cause shitty, bullshit skeletons\n> Shout stupid fucking things\n> They’ll say plural “sarcophagus”\n> Is “sarcophagoging”\n>\n> Spirits supernatural are dumb, and that’s a plus\n> But osteo-reanimae are all also a wuss\n>\n> Stupid, bullshit skeletons\n> Aren’t mean; they’re fucking dicks\n> They’ll grab you by your hyoid bone\n> And throw you in the Styx\n>\n> Sticks and stones may break their bones\n> But we shall break their pride\n> Cause stupid, bullshit skeletons\n> Will run and fucking hide!",
  "title": "Turn Undead’s verbal component is “Shitty Bullshit Skeletons”, a very mean cover of the classic…"
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