lizardlicks: badjokesbyjeff: An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridgeSeeing as the...

lizardlicks: > badjokesbyjeff: > >> An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge >> >> Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer. >> >> - How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks >> >> - 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently >> >> The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around: >> >> - Guess I’m swimming then… > > change your god damn url OP >