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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-31T20:31:23.000Z",
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  "textContent": "lizardlicks:\n\n> badjokesbyjeff:\n>\n>> An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge\n>>\n>> Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.\n>>\n>> - How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks\n>>\n>> - 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently\n>>\n>> The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:\n>>\n>> - Guess I’m swimming then…\n>\n> change your god damn url OP\n>",
  "title": "lizardlicks:\n\nbadjokesbyjeff:\n\nAn engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridgeSeeing as the..."
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