Scientist on the ship: listen you laugh at the regulations but one time a woman DID try to tale a…

longsightmyth: > Scientist on the ship: listen you laugh at the regulations but one time a woman DID try to tale a penguin home with her. I swear. She got it on the ship and was keeping it in her bathroom. > > Me: that’s WILD. These bathrooms aren’t up to spec for penguins even overnight > > Scientist: …how would you know that > > Me, realizing I’m about to get to tell my story about managing a hotel when there was an emergency stopover for penguin transport and we were the only place in the area with bathrooms that would work for the night: