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  "textContent": "longsightmyth:\n\n> Scientist on the ship: listen you laugh at the regulations but one time a woman DID try to tale a penguin home with her. I swear. She got it on the ship and was keeping it in her bathroom.\n>\n> Me: that’s WILD. These bathrooms aren’t up to spec for penguins even overnight\n>\n> Scientist: …how would you know that\n>\n> Me, realizing I’m about to get to tell my story about managing a hotel when there was an emergency stopover for penguin transport and we were the only place in the area with bathrooms that would work for the night:",
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