Nope, It Wasn't Me Who Stole Those Hot Dogs, No Sir!

Canadian police have found themselves a barbecue bandit, though a decidedly nonhuman one. UPI reports that officers with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police came across the perp on Monday in Alberta's Crowsnest Pass. Their tongue-in-cheek description of the suspect: short, red-haired, and bundled in a thick coat. It was actually...