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  "path": "/story/389262/canadian-cops-nab-obvious-barbecue-burglar.html",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-16T09:30:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "Canadian police have found themselves a barbecue bandit, though a decidedly nonhuman one. UPI reports that officers with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police came across the perp on Monday in Alberta's Crowsnest Pass. Their tongue-in-cheek description of the suspect: short, red-haired, and bundled in a thick coat. It was actually...",
  "title": "Nope, It Wasn't Me Who Stole Those Hot Dogs, No Sir!"
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