Weekly Bullshit Roundup #15

It seems to me that there's no point in writing anything about this week other than, “This fucking heat has really gotten to me.” Basically, nothing is happening except for lying around and sitting at home under the fan All I can do is keep an eye on the weather forecasts, hoping for a cool-down, because the average temperature across Europe is 39, and the sun is so hot it’s melting traffic lights and train tracks. Paris got lucky with a thunderstorm yesterday, but I’m not in Paris > That's totally fucked up. No two ways about it All that's left is to go out at midnight to look for rabbits, because the sun has almost set. And to chase after them with my camera - as I mentioned before, their ears seem to be effective at dissipating heat And the really bad news is that the scientists have been sitting there in front of their monitors, and now they're promising an even bigger shitstorm in just a couple of weeks > It's time to move to Greenland