bestofmidi: While your computer’s crashin’, mine’s...

bestofmidi: > While your computer’s crashin’, mine’s multitaskin’ > It does all my work without me even askin’ > Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide > I believe that yours says, “Etch-A-Sketch” on the side > In a 32-bit world, you’re a 2-bit user > You’ve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser > Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax > Where’d you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? > Play me online? Well, you know that I’ll beat you > If I ever meet you I’ll control-alt-delete you > What? > > original midi at https://www.angelfire.com/wv/weirdnesscentral/images/pentiums.mid >