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  "textContent": "\n\n\n\nbestofmidi:\n\n> While your computer’s crashin’, mine’s multitaskin’\n> It does all my work without me even askin’\n> Got a flat-screen monitor, 40\" wide\n> I believe that yours says, “Etch-A-Sketch” on the side\n> In a 32-bit world, you’re a 2-bit user\n> You’ve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser\n> Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax\n> Where’d you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?\n> Play me online? Well, you know that I’ll beat you\n> If I ever meet you I’ll control-alt-delete you\n> What?\n>\n> original midi at https://www.angelfire.com/wv/weirdnesscentral/images/pentiums.mid\n>",
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