Behold the feast I prepared for myself when coming down from a psychedelic trip

submitted by AnarchistArtificer to shittyfoodporn 23 points | 4 comments I was delighted by the results of my efforts, but I was also aware of how horrifying most people would consider this, and so I took a pic to share with y’all Pictured is: * Half a carrot * Two tortillas * A red pepper * A ball of mozzarella * A few slices of prosciutto crudo with parmesan sprinkled on it * A dollop of hummus * 4 chives * 4 sheets of "crispy seasoned seaweed" * 2 "cheesy slices" * A pink lady apple * Apple juice * Freshly squeezed orange juice * A bottle of Starbucks frappuccino * An avocado * A coffee Renoir I think that’s everything. I hadn’t eaten for a long time, so when coming down from my trip, I was ravenous. This is actually more nutritious than my typical meals Edit: formatting