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  "publishedAt": "2026-04-18T07:51:33.000Z",
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  "textContent": "submitted by AnarchistArtificer to shittyfoodporn\n23 points | 4 comments\n\n\nI was delighted by the results of my efforts, but I was also aware of how horrifying most people would consider this, and so I took a pic to share with y’all\n\nPictured is:\n\n  * Half a carrot\n  * Two tortillas\n  * A red pepper\n  * A ball of mozzarella\n  * A few slices of prosciutto crudo with parmesan sprinkled on it\n\n\n  * A dollop of hummus\n  * 4 chives\n  * 4 sheets of \"crispy seasoned seaweed\"\n  * 2 \"cheesy slices\"\n  * A pink lady apple\n  * Apple juice\n  * Freshly squeezed orange juice\n  * A bottle of Starbucks frappuccino\n  * An avocado\n  * A coffee Renoir\n\n\n\nI think that’s everything. I hadn’t eaten for a long time, so when coming down from my trip, I was ravenous. This is actually more nutritious than my typical meals\n\nEdit: formatting",
  "title": "Behold the feast I prepared for myself when coming down from a psychedelic trip"
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