Tech Bro loserdom forces nation to yearn for Finance Bros

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Admitting they “never thought it would come to this,” a rigorous poll of every American confirmed that the sustained humiliation of living under tech bro dominance has forced the nation to, embarrassingly, long for finance bros. “Look, at least a finance bro maintained eye contact while he was ruining your life,” […] The post Tech Bro loserdom forces nation to yearn for Finance Bros appeared first on The Beaverton.