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  "path": "/2026/05/tech-bro-loserdom-forces-nation-to-yearn-for-finance-bros/",
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  "textContent": "SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Admitting they “never thought it would come to this,” a rigorous poll of every American confirmed that the sustained humiliation of living under tech bro dominance has forced the nation to, embarrassingly, long for finance bros. “Look, at least a finance bro maintained eye contact while he was ruining your life,” […]\n\nThe post Tech Bro loserdom forces nation to yearn for Finance Bros appeared first on The Beaverton.",
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