As someone who’s a complete beginner to crypto, can someone please help me make this Monero payment for Mullvad VPN?

NatureFriends:

However, I want to pick the safest payment options that cannot be traced back to me and heard Monero is among the best ones.

It is, but Mullvad VPN also accepts cash via mail:

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Which payment methods do you accept?

We accept cash, Bitcoin, Bitcoin Cash, Monero, bank wire, credit card, PayPal, Swish, Eps transfer, Bancontact, iDEAL | Wero, and Przelewy24.

Can I really pay with cash?

You bet, and please! Stay anonymous all the way. Just put your cash and payment token (randomly generated on our website) in an envelope and send it to us. We accept the following currencies: EUR, USD, GBP, SEK, NOK, CHF, CAD, AUD, NZD.