Trump’s First Pool Party: Drain it. Paint it. Drive through it, please.

What a time to be alive, eh? Celebrating the moments that really matter: New paint for the pool! Never mind those pesky war shenanigans! They're so silly to focus on! Here's a shiny ball to watch! Look at Me! Mr. Trump! I have big cars, too! Whee! by PansophicNostradamus