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  "textContent": "What a time to be alive, eh? Celebrating the moments that really matter: New paint for the pool! Never mind those pesky war shenanigans! They're so silly to focus on! Here's a shiny ball to watch! Look at Me! Mr. Trump! I have big cars, too! Whee! by PansophicNostradamus",
  "title": "Trump’s First Pool Party: Drain it. Paint it. Drive through it, please."
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