The Giants Will No Longer Be Pummeling Each Other With Their Crotches

Outfielders have a lot of time on their hands to be alone with their thoughts. The San Francisco Giants don't win a lot of baseball games. Put those two things together and you get magic. Erotic magic.

The history of the outfield post-win celebration is short but storied. When a team closes out a win, that fielding triad will convene to revel in their victory. Often they high-five; sometimes that involves jumping. Or they slam asses. Maybe they play rock-paper-scissors. They are limited only by their creativity, and the boundaries of good taste, and sometimes not even that. On Monday night, the Giants, winners of two straight and fresh off a big cross-California win over the Dodgers, felt like celebrating. Outfielders Drew Gilbert, Harrison Bader, and Jung Hoo Lee vigorously slammed into each other groin-first. I mean, they really got after it.

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When three outfielders like each other very much...